In case you haven't heard, Donald Trump is running for president of the United States. BTW – I'm pretty sure the bible foretells that one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse will be wearing a really bad toupee. Anyway, The Donald has promised that anyone dumb smart enough to vote for him will receive really good stuff in return. Here are the Top Ten Trump campaign promises.
10. Free, one day stay (no nights) at any of the Trump resort properties
9. One free, autographed 8x10 glossy photo of The Donald and his toupee
8. One free toupee
7. One free whoopee cushion
6. One free "Make America Great Again!" bumper sticker
5. One free "Hillary Is a Loser" t-shirt
4. One free social revolution including socioeconomic meltdown and rioting in the streets
3. US foreign policy based on mamma jokes of all foreign leaders
2. One free ride in the luggage compartment of Donald's private jet
1. One free date with Jorge Ramos' sister
In a 2013 interview, Amanda Biderman had this to say about what would happen if Noel cheated on her:
"I would be devastated if (Noel) did it to me. But I would not blame a website. Ashley Madison is not creating cheaters. It is servicing a need that is there, that exists. And unfortunately, it exists. It's sad.''
Well, guess whose emails got leaked as part of the data breach and have now been made public?
And guess who's allegedly been having affairs? None other than the CEO himself.
I wonder if Amanda has logged onto DivorceLawyer.com yet...?
Ashley Madison CEO's emails reveal he lied and had multiple affairs http://t.co/dkTim2w25U // guy creating cheating site cheats. surprised?
Betty White could well be the hottest actress on TV right now.
She's done all sorts of guest spots on all sorts of shows, and she just wrapped up a six-season run of Hot in Cleveland on TV Land.
Now, she'll be guest starring on Fox's long-running Bones as a squintern.
Don't worry, I had to look it up too.
Squintern is the word Booth (David Boreanaz) uses to describe the people who assist Doctor Brennan (Emily Deschanel) in the lab.
The folks at TV Line report that Betty White will play Dr. Beth Mayer, an accomplished, sharp as a tack squintern who is brought in to assist in a murder linked to fantasy football — which just happens to be one of her many areas of expertise. With a half century of work under her belt, Dr. Mayer is considered the world’s most experienced forensic anthropologist..."
You'll have to wait until the end of October for Betty to make her appearance. And no, they won't be renaming the series Old Bones. That would be wrong.
Meanwhile, here's the incredibly sappy promo Fox created for the show's upcoming season...