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Cold Weather Humor..

Got this email from my Daddy, thought I would share!

COLD IS A RELATIVE THING

65 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. people in Nebraska plant gardens.

60 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People inin Nebraska sunbathe.

50 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Nebraska drive with the windows down..

40 above zero: Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Nebraska  throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in  Nebraska  have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above Zero People in Miami all die.  People in Nebraska close the windows.

Zero: Californians fly away to Mexico . People in Nebraska  get out their Winter coats.

10 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Nebraska are Selling cookies door to door.

20 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Nebraska let the dogs sleep indoors.

30 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Nebraskans get upset Because they can't start the Snow-mobile.

40 below zero : ALL atomic motion stops . People in Nebraska start
saying...'Cold enough for ya?'


50 below zero: Hell freezes over. Nebraska public schools will open 2 hours  late...


                           
 
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"Free Access" to the Cowboys Stadium...


*These are some of the seven lettered plates that
will be up for grabs in the "Great Plate Auction"
starting at 7pm tonight
(gates open at 5:30) @ Cowboys Stadium
in the BIG D!!!! 
Click here !!  The final lot of the night will allow
the bidder to pick their own
7# combo!!
*Bidders will have free access to the stadium, the field, the Dallas Cowboys locker room.
*Could be worth a road trip to the Big D today! Drive Carefully!!
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Sandra Bullocks 'Secret' and other things...

Over the weekend,  I got a trim and some color
from my girl Alex @ the
Beauty Store/West Lake.
Yes,the same place Sandra Bullock was seen  over the holidays!
Alex met her & said she had 'INCREDIBLE SKIN'! 
Her secret-NO sun and genetics.  No...she didn't pop in when
I was there over the weekend. :(    Anyway....

*My Facebook friend Jeff said I look
like I'm on a spaceship ready to take off!
...What we do for Beauty huh!!? LOL

What I did do besides trying to contact aliens
was ask the folks @ the Beauty Store a question
to help me on my quest!
Can you figure out what I asked them?

 

 


 *I added their Favs to the list!
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Mr. Golden voice in action..

Ted Williams  'Kraft Debut'
*Word is he got $10,000 for doing 4 of these spots.. YOU GO BOY!!
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What do you think of Ted's Debut?
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Get this guy a JOB!!!



Update: Ted is  getting hooked up!


"This morning, WNCI's DAVE KAELIN & JIMMY JAM interviewed TED, along with all three local network affiliates as well as INSIDE EDITION, CNN, and the TODAY SHOW, and the floodgates of opportunity opened wide.

Among the offers TED has:

- Arena announcer for THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS -- including a salary and they will buy him a house
- OHIO CREDIT UNION LEAGUE gave him $10,000 cash and a retainer deal for voicework
- ESPN is reportedly offering him a job
- MTV reportedly wants to discuss a reality series
- A free vacation trip to HILO, HI to voice a commercial ... and the list goes on!"
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What color are you wearing today?

The color you are wearing says a lot about you.
I'm wearing Green which means this:
"Darker greens can connote power, class, strength and conservatism. Brighter greens tell people you're sporty, more casual and often cheerful."


*( Man I need my Hair Done! Saturday afternoon with Alex
at the Beauty Store!  I'M READY!!)


Click to find out what color is
the best to wear during a job interview!!
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THE WINNER IS...

*Betty White... #1 Hottest Search on AOL in 2010!

Here's the Top 10 AOL searches in 2010..


  • 2. Chatroulette




  • 3. Pants On the Ground




  • 4.Vuvuzelas




  • 5. Silly Bandz




  • 6. Paul the Octopus




  • 7. Old Spice Guy




  • 8. Jeggings




  • 9. Foursquare




  • 10. Bed Intruder



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    Facebook's 10 Favs...

    The 10 most popular brands on Facebook! Which Rocks for them
    since FB is heading towards 600 million users!!
    Where do you thinks Starbucks hit?
    Click picture to find out!!
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    Most annoying 2 years in a row...

    This Word...
    1995 Clueless Whatever


    "For the second year in a row, "whatever" was crowned the most annoying word in the English language. Thirty-nine percent of the Americans polled would like to rip "whatever" out of the dictionary, set it on fire, and give that most dismissive and juvenile word a proper burial."

    Top 5 most annoying words:
    1.) "Whatever"
    2.) "Like"
    3.) "You know what I mean"
    (no we don't know.. the annoying follow up answer to it-my add )
    4.) "to tell you the truth"
    5.)"actually"


    *Are you guilty of using any of these a lot?
     
    Mine are 'Like' & 'Actually'!!
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    Would you let Strangers do this?

    'Rate Your Date'-



    That's what this new dating website has set up!
    CanDoBetter.com- I have their cheesy
    song stuck in my head... Check it out
    could be Fun!
    This kind of reminds me of an updated version
    of 'Love Connection' with out 'Chuck's 2 an 2'..
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